Friends blooper shows Phoebe referring to a vagina as a “d*ck ditch”

She was dared to say it by the rest of the cast

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Despite the fact that the last episode of Friends aired a whopping 15 years ago, we still manage to find something Friends-related to write about pretty much weekly.

This week, it’s this incredible blooper that a fan has dug out of the archives for our viewing pleasure.

It features Phoebe Buffay (played by Lisa Kudrow) in the scene where she’s in labour with her brother’s triplets (in case you haven’t seen Friends, she didn’t have sex with her brother Frank – she was simply a surrogate for her brother and his wife Alice).

As Phoebe starts panicking that she’s going to have to give birth to three babies, Ross tries to calm her down, which, understandably, goes down incredibly badly. She barks back at him, “Yeah, easy for you to say, I don’t see three kids coming out of your… dick ditch.”

Jeez – have you ever heard a more unpleasant name for a vagina? Actually, don’t answer that…

According to the person who shared the clip on Twitter, Lisa was dared by the rest of the Friends cast to say “dick ditch” because the network didn’t want her to say ‘vagina’, which seems pretty weird.

After Lisa says it, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry lose it straight away, while Matt Le Blanc and David Schwimmer look positively shook for a moment or two, before they also fall apart.

You see – this is why we need a reunion, you guys!