Before an angry mob of fans attack us in the street, believe us when we say we love Rihanna too! But let’s cut to the chase, even though she is a global style icon, a stylist somewhere in the world should still have been fired for these epic wardrobe fails.
1) This burlesque meets Jersey-girl ensemble
It’s not so much the outfit that upsets us, it’s the complete (lack of) styling of the outfit, hair and makeup. Those side bouffant curls aren’t working. We would also have liked if they focused either on the legs or the midriff but not on both.
2) This The Craft-inspired madness.
Where do we start? This outfit makes us slightly nauseous. We approve of the individual pieces she is wearing – but all of them together. It’s a nightmare. A ghetto gothic nightmare.
3) This animal print spanx
Listen carefully. Wearing something horrible purely for the sake of showing off your tattoo is never a good idea.
4) This impression of a tablecloth
We love her shoes and her… no wait that’s it. It’s all we like. Rihanna my darling, you are a sex goddess. Beautiful and successful. You don’t need to wear something just because it was given to you by a designer with a fancy name.
5) These 2000s visible undies
She is beaming with the age of innocence. These were definitely her pre- Chris Brown days. The pink converse,baggy jeans and halter top worked in her ignorant favour. We are letting this one slip because we are confident she’ll never move in this direction again.
6) This tinsel masquerading as a dress
Her hair and makeup is flawless. We wished it stopped there, with a head shot photo. But it doesn’t. This dress is reminiscent of a Christmas tree, you’re feeling it too right?
We have saved the worst for last. This is what happens when you ignore common sense and listen to a bad stylist. This would be a great outfit if it was styled right. Remove the fur and the leather gloves, throw on a bustier under the sheer lace. Instant glam goth.
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