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COSMO Tries 3 Vibrators That Will Tickle Your Pink This Valentine’s Day

With these, a good V-day night is guaranteed.

Whether you’re single or in a relationship, Valentine’s Day is a great excuse to prioritise your pleasure and invest in some new sex toys. The COSMO team reviewed three toys – a classic bestseller and some new ones – that you’ll defs want waiting for you at home come February 14th.

Don’t have moolah to buy your own RN? No prob. We’re giving away each of these enticing products. Share which sex toy tickles your pink the most below, and you could win the product that promises a more reliably good time than that rando from Tinder.

Crazy for You Bullet Vibrator | Fifty Shades Freed

Reviewed by Mbali*, 27

The Crazy For You Bullet Vibrator caught my eye simply because of its elegant design. The rose-gold touch makes this sex toy a sneaky yet powerful treat for the ultimate clitoral stimulation. If you are a newbie to the sex-toy world, then this is an easy way to get in on the action. It’s simple to use, affordable and versatile enough to keep you coming back for more.

How it works

Charging this bad boy is very easy –the USB recharge cable works with all ports so you really can take this toy anywhere. A full charge takes up to three hours and, believe me, it’s worth the wait. You simply press the rose-gold detail at the back to switch between the seven patterns and three speeds on offer, and you can enjoy up to 90 minutes of intense clitoral stimulation.

How it sounds

Look, this vibrator has a puh-wa-ful motor, babes, so you are bound to hear a rumble in the jungle. Some of the patterns and speeds make it less noisy than others, however, the noise is something you are less likely to focus on – if you know what I mean *wink*.

Cool features

The vibrator is made of body-safe silicone and is totally waterproof. It has a travel lock and a silk holder so you can slip it into your travel back with ease.

What it actually feels like IRL

Shu! The Crazy For You Bullet Vibrator may look like a tame and elegant toy, but it comes through with the pleasure. It’s surprisingly very strong and provides a variety of stimulation and pleasure for the clitoral area. The different vibration patterns offer something unique and more scope to play and discover what works for you. It also lends itself to incredible foreplay tricks which could heighten couple play.

The verdict 

If you are looking for an entry-level sex toy with major pleasure points, this is definitely one to consider. The look and feel make the experience less intimidating but hella fun for your honey pot. The price point is worth the experience and the device is easy to maintain. It’s simple to use, effective and a great gift for your SO or for yourself.

Need to know:

  • Circumference: 8cm
  • Length: 10cm

Beaded G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator | Happy Rabbit

Reviewed by Jess*, 31

How it works

Now, this is an evolution in the world of rabbit vibrators. It has a USB charger, is very handy for bedside power-ups and is easy to take with you when travelling. Once charged, it lasts for 120 minutes of playtime and it even has a travel lock to avoid any awks hand-luggage spasms. There are two power buttons, one activates the ears to stimulate your clitoris, the other activates the shaft for vaginal stimulation. You can use them at the same time for a powerful blended (clitoral and vaginal) orgasm, or independently, depending on what you’re in the mood for.

How it sounds 

The packaging says ‘whisper quiet’, but we’re not 100% on that promise. Let’s put it this way – it has two powerful motors, so the sound is there, and if your housemate is in the room next to you she will probably hear you. With that said, it’s not horribly loud either and the pleasure is totally worth it.

Cool features

The shaft is beaded, and the head has a slightly bulbous, hooked shape. With three rotating shaft speeds, this will stimulate the entrance to your vagina with rhythmic expertise. If you’ve only ever orgasmed from clitoral stimulation, this is the toy for you – the curved head targets your G-spot, and the sensation from the beads is sure to give you the most insane blended (vaginal and clitoral) orgasm.

What it actually feels like IRL

There are 15 vibration modes (12 speeds and patterns in the ears, and three speeds in the shaft) so you can take your time to experiment and find just the right combo of pressure and sensation for you. If you have a very sensitive clitoris, you may only be able to handle the lightest ear speed, and you might find yourself switching off the ears so you can make your orgasm last longer.

The verdict 

This is a big yes from me, well worth the splurge and especially good if you want to really explore your orgasm potential.

Need to know:

  • Base diameter: 5cm
  • Circumference: 11cm
  • Insertable Length: 14cm
  • Length: 24cm

Triple Curve Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator | Happy Rabbit

Reviewed by Blue, 28

How it works

I’ve reviewed a fair amount of ‘triple-feature toys’ and most have been quite a letdown because the motor ends up working more on one part of the toy. I mean, you want every inch to deliver on pleasure, right? With 12 settings available (three speeds and nine patterns), the Happy Rabbit Triple Curve Vibrator has a very powerful motor transmission, totalling up to 21 vibration modes to stimulate all of your important pleasure points. If you’re new to toys, it’s important that you read the instructions on how to use the toy – it can be a little bit tricky to manoeuvre.

Familiarise yourself with the two buttons on the handle, a long/big button that operates the shaft and a dot button that operates the rabbit ears (clit stimulator), and anal beads (anal stimulator). Once you get the hang of it, you’ll unlock three magical pleasure points.

How it sounds

Do bear in mind that this vibrator has multiple and powerful motors, and the blend of vibrations do make a distinct sound. But I have a feeling you’ll agree with me that your moans of satisfaction will drown out the intense vibration sounds.

Cool features

I’m a sex-toy snob. I always say, make sure that you read up on the materials of your toy before you purchase it. Sis, you have to look after your honey pot! And after extensive research and feedback from Happy Rabbit users, they’ve designed this collection with body-safe silicone, which is non-toxic, dankie!

If you travel a lot and don’t want to be downloading ‘hook-up apps’ for out-of-town sexy time, the Happy Rabbit Triple Curve Vibrator has a travel lock feature, as explained in the instructions pamphlet (HOW AMAZING?!). To activate the travel lock, you have to hold both the buttons for two seconds and a double buzz means the travel lock is on. So here’s to preventing unwanted vibrations at the carousel bag collection.

What it actually feels like IRL

What you see is what you get! The main shaft is standard full-size and seductively curved, the rabbit ears are by far my favourite stimulant (the flicking is on steroids!) and the anal beads are very flexible. With three drops of water-based lubricant coating each stimulant, this silicone vibrator is a triple feast.

The verdict

This three-times-the-fun toy deserves a round of applause. In fact, you’ll you want to grab one, two or all three products from their latest collection! It takes 2,5 hours to fully charge with its USB rechargeable cable, which is ideal compared to having to charge a toy for eight hours, like heck – it’s a not a cellphone! It’s rare to find a ‘triple-feature toy’ that has more than 20 vibration modes and three powerful motors to still look this sexy. I’d recommend the Happy Rabbit Triple Curve Vibrator for both solo play and couples who are into exploration.

Need to know:

  • Base diameter: 5cm
  • Circumference: 12cm
  • Insertable Length: 14cm
  • Length: 25cm

Shop All Three Here

1. Crazy For You Bullet Vibrator

A silicone bullet, styled with a heart-shaped tip designed to offer pinpoint and precise arousal to the clitoral area.

R895 Fifty Shades Freed at Olivia Grey SHOP NOW

2. Beaded G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator

The beads in the Beaded G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator from Happy Rabbit will have you singing!

R1825 Happy Rabbit at Olivia Grey SHOP NOW

3. Triple Curve Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator

Powerful, kinky and with some extra fun for your bum.

R1825 Happy Rabbit at Olivia Grey SHOP NOW

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