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Turn On Your Sexual Satnav

Take a trip to maximum pleasure using our erogenous road maps. Enjoy the ride!

YOUR BODY

ROUTE 1
UP THE JUNCTION

Time to destination: 20 minutes
This is a slow and scenic route to ‘Oooh!’. Lie naked on your back, naked, in a warm candlelit space. Ask him to coat his hands in a two-in-one massage lotion/lubricant (try Durex Play 2-in-1 Gel) and rub them together until they’re warm. He should then place them between your navel and pubic bone for around 20 seconds, allowing the heat to seep through to your sexual chakra (or energy point). Warming this chakra will help ignite your desire. Get him to repeat this three times and then ask him to massage along the lines of your hip.
Moving up a gear, he should then glide his hands in one slow, long, sweeping stroke from your hips up to your nipples. When his hands reach your breasts, he should part his fingers so each of your nipples nestles between two of them. He should then close his fingers, clasping your nipples, and pull his hands away from your body, gently tugging them as he goes. Get him to repeat this 10 times, alternating the tugging with light fingertip circling of each breast.
Let him refuel his palms with lube before he reverses them down your body and parks them either side of your labia, gently pulling them apart to expose your clitoris. He should then roll his thumbs around each other, letting the pads alternately stroke your clitoris. Let him know the speed limit you prefer and set him at cruise control until you reach destination climax.

ROUTE 2
THE DUSTY ROAD

Time to destination: 15 minutes
You must be blindfolded for the duration of this thrill ride so you can focus on touch, taste and smell. Sit on the edge of a chair with your legs parted and tie your hair back so he has equal access to your neck, mouth and clitoris. He can then alternate between the following three directions:
1. Get him to use a clean makeup brush to dust your neck with icing sugar, or a specially made lust dust, such as Kama Sutra Honey Dust (made from 100% pure honey but in a fine powder form, in strawberry and champagne flavour). He can then lick the dust off.
2. Sprinkle a little dust over your lips and let him trace the head of his penis around your mouth: the nerve endings packed beneath the thin skin of your lips allow extra stimulation and you’ll experience the contrast of sweet taste with his manly scent.
3. Ask him to choose a moment when you’ll least expect it to repeat the above move with his tongue instead of the tip of his penis, while he simultaneously penetrates you.

ROUTE 3
THE FOOTPATH

Time to destination: 25 minutes
Recline in a chair and let him coat your toes in a lickable lotion like Lick It Vanille. First, he should use firm thumb strokes from heel to toe to get this sensitive stretch of skin used to being touched (without tickling you). Then he can replace his thumbs with his tongue, using wide, flat licks in the same direction until he reaches your toes. Once there, he should drive his tongue between each toe – a manoeuvre designed to send sex signals straight to your hot spot. After five repetitions on each foot, ask him to use his palms to spread the lotion up your calves and into the crooks of your knees. With your knees slightly bent he can lick behind your knee, teasingly mimicking what he’s about to do somewhere else. Let him continue for as long as you can bear and then steer his tongue to your genitals.

HIS BODY

ROUTE 1
SLOW DRIVE SOUTH

Time to destination: 25 minutes
Wet conditions are essential for this ride. Run a bath, add your favourite oils for extra slipperiness and ask your man to park himself between your legs with his back to you. Rev up his engine by massaging his scalp with conditioner for 15 minutes, alternating between slow, firm fingertip strokes and light scratching with your nails.
While doing this, turn your attention to his biggest erogenous zone – his mind. Whisper a sexual fantasy into his ear, making sure your breath blows onto his lobe (another major arousal spot on the male map). Keep your voice low and describe how you would perform a striptease for him, including how it makes you feel: ‘Before I even begin to slip my bra strap off my shoulder, I can feel my nipples are erect and ready for you…’
Next, with your hands still lubricated with conditioner, drive your fingertips down to his chest and gently roll and pull his nipples between your fingers and thumbs as you continue your erotic tale.
Finally, keep one hand working a nipple, while the other takes the fast lane south to his penis. Ask him to clasp his fist over yours and work your lathered hand up and down his shaft until he reaches a climax in time with that of your story.

ROUTE 2
ROUTE 69

Time to destination: 15 minutes
Before this mystery tour begins, you need to stop off for some sticky refreshments: honey, chocolate sauce or cream. Let your man dip a finger in any of them and use it to mark three ‘picnic’ spots on both your bodies that he wishes to suck or have sucked.
Lick his finger clean by taking long, deep sucks all the way to the base of his finger, maintaining eye contact. The fingertips are full of nerve endings and highly sensitive to touch; plus, the intent in your eyes will make him anticipate similar sensations from you going down on him later. Then allow him to suck all the marked area(s) on your body and vice versa – except for any between-the-legs ones.
Once you’re done, lie him on his back and, facing his feet, straddle his face. Then lean forward and take his penis in your mouth. Support your body with one hand and grip him with the other. Form a seal between your fist and lips so he feels nothing but the deepest penetration – then hold on for a super-fast orgasm.

ROUTE 3
THE ROUNDABOUT

Time to destination: 20 minutes
Ask your man to lie on his front, legs apart, with his penis pointing downwards between his legs. Coat his buttocks in massage oil, using strong circular thumb strokes to massage the muscles. After five minutes, travel outwards, increasing the circumference of each stroke so your thumbs glide between his buttocks, from the base of his spine to his perineum. This will send sensual vibrations to his prostate gland, labelled the male G-spot for its ability to arouse.
After another five minutes, take a trip to his testicles, and with gentle pressure, roll each one individually between your fingers and thumbs. Then lightly tickle the skin before turning him onto his back to give his penis room to become erect while you repeat the testicle caress.
When he’s fully erect, straddle him, facing his feet, so you can continue to massage his balls and perineum as you slide up and down his shaft. When you feel his hips driving up, release his balls and increase your speed until his orgasm is complete.

WHERE TO GET YOUR GOODIES
Durex: 0861 797 797
Whet Sensuality Emporium: 021 461 0975

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