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8 Worst Things about Drunk Sex

Alcohol … sometimes we really, REALLY hate you.

Alcohol … sometimes we really, REALLY hate you. Proof? These drunk sex moments.

1. Falling over your shoes or fumbling to get your top off as you make it to the bed/kitchen counter/bedroom floor…

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2. Cringe-worthy dirty talk…

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Related: Talking dirty to him

3. Falling off the bed…

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4. You’re getting ready to get down and dirty and … his member goes limp (thanks, alcohol). Disappointed is an understatement…

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5. He falls asleep while he’s still inside you…

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6. Waking up in the middle of the night with that all-too-familiar feeling – needing to be sick … and stumbling to the bathroom, hoping he won’t wake up…

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Related: 11 Reasons drunk you is the worst

7. …And falling asleep in the bathroom (and if he finds you, you hope he picks you up and carries you to bed)… 

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8. Feeling like hell the next morning and battling to move, wishing he’d just leave so you can suffer in peace.

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