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Looking for a New Sex Toy? Here's Your Ideal Match, According to Your Star Sign

Written in the stars

Looking to add a new sex toy to your arsenal? Or maybe you’re an overwhelmed first-time buyer? There are *so many* different varieties on the market that it can be hard to choose. But your perfect match might just be written in the stars. Here’s which sex toy you should invest in, according to your star sign.

ARIES (21 March – 20 April)

Aries are exciting in the sack, and also sexually aggressive, and when it comes to achieving orgasm, they take no prisoners. This is why no-nonsense, tried-and-tested, get-the-job-done sex toys are a great pick, like the classic Doxy Wand Massager.

TAURUS (21 April – 21 May)

It takes time for a Taurus to get well and truly in the mood, and plenty (and we mean, PLENTY) and foreplay is necessary to get you warmed up. This is why a box set that contains a variety of toys – such as the Fifty Shades Freed Pleasure Overload Gift Set – is a great pick. It gives you tons of options.

GEMINI (22 May – 21 June)

Geminis are known to have two (or more) sides to them, which can make choosing a sex toy tricky. The Womanzier Duo, however, gives you two different types of stimulation in one: clitoral stimulation as well as G-spot stimulation. And the result? Mind-blowing orgasms.

CANCER (22 June – 22 July)

Cancer is a water sign, which means that their sex toys need to be waterproof so that it can be used on dry land as well as in and around H2O. The Swan Justin Addiction Suction Cup Dildo can be stuck to the shower wall or bottom of the bath for some wet – and we mean wet – solo action.

LEO (23 July – 22 August)

Leos can be unashamedly flashy, which means that only the best will do when it comes to what goes near your lady parts. The Bijoux Indiscrets Twenty One Vibrator not only hits the spot – literally – but it will look hella luxe on your bedside table as well if that’s where you chose to display it.

VIRGO (23 August – 22 September)

Virgos are ALL about perfection, and the same goes for their sexual escapades. Needless to say, they don’t have time while they are living their best, most productive lives to have to deal with complicated gadgets, which is why the Lelo Ina 2 Rabbit Vibrator is so great – no frills, and it does the job.

LIBRA (23 September – 23 October)

To the Libra, sex is all about sharing. This is why their ideal purchase is something that can give equal amounts of pleasure to themselves as well as their partners. The small-but-mighty Malesation Vibrating Rabbit Cock Ring is a good pick, and it won’t break the bank, either.

SCORPIO (24 October – 22 November)

Arguably the kinkiest sign in the zodiac, Scorpios are never afraid to try something new. This is why their ideal sex toy needs to be something more, err, out the box. May we suggest the hilariously-named King Cock Strap-On Harness With 7 Inch Cock? Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it.

SAGITTARIUS (23 November – 21 December)

Sagittarians are independent chicks who don’t need a partner to have a good time. Yes, even in the bedroom. The We-Vibe Moxie Panty Vibe is a vibrator worn discreetly in your undies and the sensations can be controlled either by a partner or yourself. Solo sex can be a real ‘vibe’.

CAPRICORN (22 December – 19 January)

Not the most spontaneous sign in the zodiac, for Capricorns, sex is a planned activity and can feel a lot like work. Spice things up (while also keeping your hands free to do other tasks) with the Dame Eva II Hands-Free Clitoral Stimulator, which is discreet but powerful. Try not to scream!

AQUARIUS (20 January – 18 February)

Hey sha-wow, man! Aquarians are the most free-spirited, earth-loving signs in the zodiac, so it makes sense that their ideal sex toy would come from Mother Nature rather than a factory. The Celluvac Rose Quartz Crystal Yoni Wand is not only effective but beautiful and oh-so natural.

PISCES (19 February – 20 March)

People born under the sign of the fish are the most compassionate and creative of the 12 star signs. This creativity is present in their sex lives as well, which means they are open to experimenting in the bedroom. The Bfilled Classic Unleashed Vibrating Anal Plug lets you experiment by putting things in an ‘alternative hole‘.

Ready to meet your new BFF? Shop your zodiac-approved sex toy right now:

1. ARIES: Doxy Wand Massager

The Doxy Massager gives powerful vibrations that penetrate deep into the body, it’s extraordinarily effective when used as a general body massager, or for intimate intentions

R1960 Olivia Grey SHOP NOW

2. TAURUS: Fifty Shades Freed Pleasure Overload 10 Days of Play Gift Set

Offering all kinds of intimate stimulation, this pack includes a 10 function bullet vibrator; a single speed love ring; a set of silicone kegel balls; weighted nipple clamps; a mini pleasure anal plug; satin blindfold; silky restraints; luxury feather tickler; and a mini flogger

R1999 Désir SHOP NOW

3. GEMINI: Womanizer Duo

The Duo is a two-in-one sex toy. The clitoral stimulator uses Pleasure Air Technology while your G-spot is being massaged with the perfectly curved and powerful vibrator. Nice!

R4614 Matildas SHOP NOW

4. CANCER: Swan Justin Addiction Suction Cup Dildo

With it’s firm and rigid shaft, this dildo offers just enough flexibility to make it versatile enough for either solo play, harness play or even shower play

R799 Désir SHOP NOW

5. LEO: Bijoux Indiscrets Twenty One Vibrator

This is a unique, discreet, easy to use, silent and full of pleasure clit vibrator, and it is SO good looking we wouldn’t blame you for wanting to put it on display (but you probably shouldn’t. Just saying)

R1195 Olivia Grey SHOP NOW

6. VIRGO: Lelo Ina 2 Rabbit Vibrator

Who needs all the fancy gadgets when you have this simple yet powerful device? With a shaft that surges and vibrates and a clitoral arm that stimulates externally, the Lelo Ina 2 is a contender for a blended climax

R2764 Matildas SHOP NOW

7. LIBRA: Malesation Vibrating Rabbit Cock Ring

This cock ring might be small, but it is seriously powerful, and delivers plenty of pleasure to you as well as your partner. It sends vibrations down the penis shaft and the bunny ears hit the clit with each thrust

 

R195 Olivia Grey SHOP NOW

8. SCORPIO: King Cock Strap-On Harness With 7 Inch Cock Flesh

This combo is comfortable with a secure fit and a design that stays in place while you play. The material improves with every use, making this strap-on accessory an investment in your pleasure

R1575 Matildas SHOP NOW

9. SAGITTARIUS: We-Vibe Moxie Panty Vibe

Moxie is a wearable remote controlled clitoral vibrator.  She can slip right into your panties for a night out of couples play or keep you excited during daily chores. No one will know (unless you tell them, obvs)

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10. CAPRICORN: Dame Eva II Hands-Free Clitoral Stimulator

With flexible wings that tuck under the labia while Eva II sits on top, you can have clitoral stimulation during penetrative sex. Or you can just use it solo and experience some mind-numbing pleasure and vibrations. Your call

R2165 Matildas SHOP NOW

11. AQUARIUS: Celluvac Rose Quartz Crystal Yoni Wand

Yoni massage practices invite us to heal, activate and celebrate our true sexual nature. It can be used wet or dry and it holds warm and cold sensations for the ultimate pleasure. And it’s not bad looking, either

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12. PISCES: Bfilled Classic Unleashed Vibrating Anal Plug

The Bfilled Classic Unleashed wireless remote massaging plug is thoughtfully designed with a tapered tip that’s ideal for beginners and an unobtrusive base, this petite body-safe plug will wow you with hours of powerful 5-function waterproof pleasure

R695 Olivia Grey SHOP NOW

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