I think I blame Noah and Ally’s reunion sex scene for the warped ideas I had about how neat and tidy sex was. It only took my first two experiences with penis-in-vagina sex (where my boyfriend somehow managed to TOE my vagina accidentally after we did the deed) to realise that, in fact, sex is messy.
Hell, it’s supposed to be. It’s this super intimate smooshing together of two bodies that both have their own things going on. Yet whatever your own toe-in-the-vagina messy sex story is, these Redditors who shared their stories pretty much take the cake, and then some.
All hail messy sex
1 Escaping unscathed
‘Not too long ago, I vomited while giving a blow job to my current friend with benefits. He sort of accepted it as a consequence of his enjoyment of making me deep throat/choke, but woo buddy did it ever reek. And it was in his car. AND he didn’t have any napkins.
I didn’t get any of it on me though. :)’