11 Women Confess Their Most Inappropriate Crush

These crushes prove that you shouldn’t always follow your heart…

Sometimes there’s no rhyme or reason to who your loins long for, even if you’re well aware how inappropriate it is to fancy that person. Here are 11 women on who they’ve crushed on (when they know they shouldn’t have)…

1 ‘One of my high-school teachers’

‘The crush lasted the entire four years I was in school, even after I got a boyfriend, too. Now I have him on Facebook and whenever he messages me, I still get butterflies.’ [via]

2 ‘Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon and Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid’

‘They are cartoons for f*ck sakes.’ [via]

3 ‘My boss’

‘At least he was single. But still. My workplace had rules against bosses dating their employees. But frankly, even if it weren’t against the rules, I still wouldn’t have done it. Too many problems involved.’ [via]

4 ‘Ex’s best friend’

‘I didn’t do anything about it but I was a smitten kitten.’ [via]

5 ‘The guy that works in my doctor’s office’

‘We are probably around the same age. He’s the one that takes the vitals. Every time I’m sitting there, I’m thinking to myself, “F*ck! Relax! He’s going to notice my heart rate change when he touches me!” Like, we’re both looking at the oximeter. He obviously notices the spike in numbers. So nerve-wracking. So terrible.’ [via]

6 ‘When I was young I had a crush on Beetlejuice’

‘Nuff said.’ [via]


7 ‘An actor who was playing a sheep…’

‘…in a production of Much Ado About Nothing.’ [via]

8 ‘One of my dad’s friends…

‘…(who is a history teacher), my grade 11 history teacher and my matric history teacher. I may have a type.’ [via]

9 ‘I have a tiiiiiiny crush on my psychiatrist’

‘He’s an adorable man in his 60s and he’s married, so obviously for many reasons I would never flirt with him or act inappropriately. I just think he has an adorable accent! He’s from the Philippines, and my BF is Filipino, so admittedly I think he just reminds me of an older version of my boyfriend.’ [via]

10 ‘I had a year-long crush on my very much straight female roommate’

‘I never told her because I didn’t want to make her uncomfortable or ruin what was (and still is) a great platonic friendship, and I knew it could never be more.’ [via]

11 ‘Puddles the Clown’

‘I swear to God I don’t have a clown fetish, but that guy makes me all wobbly. He is just a big freaking sweetheart.’ [via]

This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com.uk.

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