1 She went back to a party to retrieve something she ‘forgot’
‘My ex-GF from forever ago worked at a record store. One of her co-workers was having a party and invited us. So we’re hanging out and it’s getting late so the GF and I are getting ready to leave. We drove separately that day, so we said our goodbyes and she says she “forgot” something inside and was going to run in and grab it, and she’d see me later or tomorrow or whatever.
‘Of course, I’m immediately suspicious, so I leave for maybe 20 minutes, and when I come back, her car is still there. I go back inside, and one guy gives me a “sorry, bro” kinda look and motions towards the back of the house. I peek into her co-worker’s bedroom, and he’s on top of my girl. I just quietly walked back out, gave the other dude a “thanks” kinda nod or whatever, and left. Ignored all her calls the next day, etc. Eventually she found out that I came back to the party that night and caught her.’ [via]
2 He went out on my birthday and brought back a ‘surprise’
‘It was my 20th birthday and I told my boyfriend I just wanted to have a video game night and drink a little bit. Fast-forward to later that night, and his friends kept asking him to come see their band play at the bar. Being such a cool GF I said to go ahead, but not to leave me alone all night. I asked him to bring Taco Bell home. He [was] really happy and promised to be back in a couple hours. Hours and hours passed and I texted and called but nothing. So I gave up and decide to lie down in his bed and pass out.
‘I got woken up by giggles in the living room and I went to check to see what was going on. There he was going down on some random [woman] from the bar. They both froze and I could feel the tears rolling down my face. He said, “Oh shit, I forgot your Taco Bell.” I grabbed his keys off the table and some cash and left. Cried myself to sleep in his car.’ [via]