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5 Signs You're Dating a Playboy

The key to getting rid of the playboys in your life is to know how to identify one.

Playboys are the worst kind of guys: the ones who will have you falling for them when they know damn well they have no intention of staying. What sucks is they have mastered the art of adapting and blending in and are not easy to spot. So if you notice one or some of the below in your guy, RUN!

1 He says all his ex-girlfriends are crazy
This is the first thing he tells you when you start hooking up – and because you don’t know who you’re dealing with you believe him. But I don’t care how bomb his sex is, there’s no way all his exes are crazy. If they are crazy, he’s the reason. What’s crazy, anyway?

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2 When he’s away, he doesn’t make contact
Whether it’s three days or three weeks, if he’s out of town, he won’t contact you. As soon as he comes back, though, best believe you’ll be the first person he hits up, saying sorry and coming up with ‘I had network problems’ excuses – or my personal favourite, ‘My battery died’. So, wherever you were, no-one had a phone charger? And how many times must I forgive you for the same shit?

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3 He doesn’t respond to your texts between 7pm and 11pm
From the minute you wake up, he’s blowing up your phone – but as soon as it’s 7pm, he ghosts. When you ask him about this the next morning, he’ll tell you how he was so tired that he passed out the minute he got home. He must be working really hard to pass out at 7pm every single day…

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4 He cares way too much about what his friends think
Don’t get me wrong, getting advice from friends is very important – but must everything you do be to impress them? Why must you run every decision by them? Clearly, you suffer from insecurities.

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5 He will tell you he’s not like the others
It’s important to him that you believe him when he says he’s not like the others. He will even get ‘hurt’ when you accuse him of being just like everyone else. So, you treat me like crap but still want me to believe you’re different? Is this a joke?

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