Don’t want him running in the opposite direction? Avoid making these mistakes.
Casually say, ‘Did I ever tell you that you really remind me of my dad?’ … immediately after sex.
After saying goodbye, run after him to ask, ‘Seriously, are you going to call me? ‘Cause if you’re not, just tell me now.’
‘Accidentally’ bump into his parents (on their stoep, in the faraway city where they live) before he’s introduced you.
Replace all the numbers in his cell phone with your own numbers, so that no matter whom he tries to call, he reaches you.
Whenever he’s behind a closed door, locked or not, break it down with an axe.
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