A woman in Oklahoma was arrested for trying to bite off her sleeping boyfriend’s penis in the middle of the night.
Wow.
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According to KRJH in Tulsa in the US, police said the victim was taken to a hospital on Thursday after his girlfriend, Amber Ellis, reportedly attacked him while he slept. He told police he and his girlfriend were out drinking and got into a fight. He said the fight was over ‘how needy she had become’.
When the couple returned home, he said they went to bed in separate rooms. He fell asleep on the couch only to wake later with his girlfriend ‘biting his penis off’, according to a police report. Probably not the best way to address your relationship issues…
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The victim said Ellis hit him with a laptop when he tried to fight her off. He was later treated for injuries all over his body, and had to get stitches at the base of his penis to repair the damage.
Ellis was charged with maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon. She is currently being held at Tulsa county jail.
This article was originally published on Cosmopolitan.com
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