1. Mmmm. Spinach. Is. So. Hot. Not.
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2. Not hard to empathise with the dog: I’d be wincing, too, if I had to appear in this pic.
3. ‘Roleplay night, sweetie?’ ‘Nah, I’m happy with my drink, love.’
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4. Oh, Kevin. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin…
5. But, Roger, what are you wearing though?
6. It’s the nipples on your ‘U’ that really do it for me, Günther.
7. Think the scary thing is the mannequin? Look again. At his one really huge hand…
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