This might just be another internet hoax (remember that 3-boobed woman?), but it’s coming across as pretty damn legit.
As if one wasn’t enough, a man with two peens has become an internet sensation. He held an AMA (Ask Me Anything) under the name DoubleDickDude on Reddit, in which he answered questions ranging from ‘Can you write your name and surname in the snow simultaneously?’ to the more serious, ‘Are there any possible complications you have to watch for?’
Here’s what he had to say about his ambidickstrous lifestyle.
1. He’s totally happy
While he did consider removing one of his peens in his teens (teenagers can be mean AF, let’s not forget), there’s no way he’d get rid of it now. Most of his partners enjoy the extra endowment. ‘I’ve been in a serious relationship with a girl and a guy for a while now,’ he said. Well, he’s certainly up for the challenge.
2. His bathroom habits are… different
He avoids using public restrooms (for obvious reasons). He has to take both out to pee because, in case you were wondering, the stream flows out of both at the same time. ‘It’s not tricky,’ he said. ‘I’ve pee’d from them both all my life ;)’
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3. Girls are less accepting than guys
Many girls have been curious, then changed their minds at the last minute. Reactions have ranged from calling bulls*it to calling him names. Guys, on the other hand, are okay with it. ‘Dudes never change their mind; they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little. LOL,’ he said.
4. Life can be… hard
According to DDD, the one complication is that his prostate becomes inflamed if he doesn’t ejaculate enough. ‘I’m probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days,’ he said. Maybe that’s why he needs two partners.
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5. All penises are equal, but some are more equal than others
The two are remarkably similar in size and appearance, but he does have a favourite one. ‘The right one,’ he said. ‘The left one has a grudge against me for it too. LOL.’