Some Tinder profiles should never, ever be released into the world. Here are 10 of them.
1. Killer Klint
There’s ‘funny-scary’ and then there’s ‘I’m-probably-a-legit-murderer’ scary. This is the latter. We’d be keeping an eye on this guy’s profile just to make sure we’re more than 35 miles away from him at all times.
2. The Businessman Headshot
It’s school picture day, but even more embarrassing. The direct eye contact is just too much. It’s like he’s staring into our soul. Hey, at least he has a job… Still swiping left, though. Sorry.
3. ‘I Never Skip Leg Day’
A Tinder profile featuring any one body part is a problem. It becomes that much worse when said body part doesn’t even look natural. Also, it cannot be confirmed that he is not sitting on the toilet. SWIPE LEFT!
4. This Guy
We’re not entirely sure what’s going on here, but we do know without a doubt that it’s dodgy. What is up with all these guys on Tinder trying to elicit terror? No thanks. Next.
Peter is out of our league and he knows it. Why would he put up such an appealing profile if he thinks we’re not good enough for him? Why must he play with our hearts? We’ll swipe left, but only because he’s too good for us.
6. Here Comes the Groom
Josh… oh, Josh. You are almost definitely married. Perhaps he confused Tinder for Ashley Madison.
7. The King of Photoshop
The only thing that can be confirmed by this profile is that Mateo knows his way around a computer. What he does on the computer, unfortunately, is what makes us worry. Also, he’s naked. Not today, Mateo. Not today.
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8. Mr Lovable
Remember those old Nokia phones that had special frames for photos? We’d spend so many primary school hours taking photos of our friends with clown hair, under the sea, or surrounded by balloons. It was cool. This, however, is not.
9. Two to Tango
There are ways for men to show their romantic side. A backwards cap and a rose between the teeth is probably not one of them.
Definitely a murderer.