On a recent AskReddit thread, a very concerned user asked men for advice as to what she should do if her boyfriend goes soft during sex again. She specified the guy was hungover when it happened (who doesn’t despise that whisky dick?) but still wanted input from ALL THE MEN. And input she got. Below are five of the best responses and remedies for a flaccid peen.
1 Go back to basics
AllUrMemes said sometimes guys lose their hard on because they’re been trying so hard to make sex last longer (you go, guy!). ‘For me, if I go soft, it’s usually because I was consciously avoiding cumming because I wanted to have an epic sexytime session. Sometimes, after a lot of penetration, my brain just goes ‘well, not getting off here, SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.’
He recommends giving some light foreplay a go to get things back on track.
2 Give the guy a break
Mastjaso recommends taking a break, especially if you’ve already had a few rounds, while he puts his boxers back on (apparently that helps?), and just chat for a while. Whatever you do, don’t make it a huge deal, ‘Pro tip to women, pressure and shame aren’t good tools to get the little guy going.’
3 Don’t take it personally
Supersimmo infuses his response with a hint (okay, a shitload) of sarcasm to illustrate just how silly and counterproductive it will be if you take a wilting penis super personally. ‘Repeatedly ask ”Am I not sexy?” That really helps.’ No, it doesn’t. You’re gorgeous and sometimes your guy’s peen just needs a breather.
4 Stop taking yourselves so damn seriously
Lasttide suggests having a little bit of fun with his Princess Sophia, ‘Take advantage of the softie: swing it around like a helicopter and make chopper noises.’
Note: only do this if the guy attached to the ‘softie’ in question has a FABULOUS sense of humour.
5 Make him soup
Or a cup of tea. Or go on an adventure to McDonalds at 2am. Basically, just get on with life and enjoy each others company (and try to include food… food is the best).
Mividiloca1 says that when it happened to her guy, he apologised for his cock being ‘no good’, she told him to not worry one bit, they had a giggle, and ate some soup. There you have it, lovers of sex. It happens to all guys, and you are just as beautiful as ever when it does.