The coat cupboard
HOW IT’S DONE
Politely excuse yourself from company by saying something about checking on dinner, grab your man and quickly make your way to the closet. Be aware of the time you have (or, rather, don’t have). Get undressed as quickly as possible, then stand with your back against the wall and wrap one leg around his waist. Facing you, he bends his legs slightly and enters you. Placing his hands under your bum cheeks, he lifts you up so that both your legs are around his waist.
When you’re done, remember to check that your clothing is in place, your face isn’t too flushed and your hair doesn’t look too ruffled before dinner is served.