The guest toilet
HOW IT’S DONE
Your man sits on the seat with his back against the cistern, his feet firmly planted on the floor and his legs spread wide. Climb on top of him, hooking your legs through his and leaning back into a comfortable position. Clasp your hands around his neck and get him to grip your thighs so you don’t fall off.
TIP: If you’re afraid the party’s guests will hear you when you’re close to orgasm, start flushing the toilet to mask the screams.