Spontaneous quickies are always fun and there’s nothing wrong with being adventurous but think carefully before trying out these spots…
1. On a plane
You guys are sipping on wine and getting excited for your Thailand adventure. After a drink (or four), you think it’s a good idea to have a quickie in the loo. Your adrenaline is pumping but when you finally squish into the cubicle, you realise that there’s hardly any ventilation, you can barely breathe and there is hardly any space to properly get it on. And – everyone will know what you’re doing… Plane sex is not discreet.
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2. In your parents’ bed
This may seem naughty and somewhat thrilling but if you really think about it, having sex in your parents’ bed is pretty weird – this is where they get down and dirty… Enough said.
3. On the beach
Ah – a romantic picnic on the beach followed by passionate lovemaking sounds amazing but afterwards you’ll probably have sand in your hair, mouth and vagina – and someone may be secretly watching you from behind a nearby rock/bush… #Creepy.
4. In the ocean
The sea will be perfectly calm as you both gently bob in the water, and no-one will see what you’re doing, right? Not so much. You’ll constantly be knocked over by waves, choke on salt water and most likely lose your swimsuit… Emerging from the water naked, in front of onlookers? Not fun.
5. In a public loo
It’s kind of exciting knowing that someone may catch you in the act but public-toilet cubicles aren’t the cleanest of places. If you are going to go through with it, make sure the toilet seat is down so no nasty surprises kill the mood.
6. At the office
Yes, you may need to rip your mega-hot co-worker’s clothes off ASAP but having sex at your workplace is pretty risky – if the whole office (and your boss) finds out, you’ll be mortified and will have to deal with the constant stares and whispering. Seriously not worth it.
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