I have spoken at length, AT LENGTH, about the wonder that is air pulse technology. If you have absolutely no idea what I’m talking about, here, have a spark note:
What is air pulse technology?
Air pulse technology uses suction and pressure waves to stimulate your clit. This means contact-free stimulation, which creates a sensation many women have compared to oral sex. Sounds too good to be true? It isn’t. I bought one of these bad boys a few months ago on a quest to find my orgasm (the quest is still well underway – will keep you updated). Even without the Big O, I could tell this sex toy tech was something special.
My toy, the Satisfyer Pro 2, has 11 settings and a rose gold finish, and the soft silicone cup that encloses the clitoris is so beautifully designed that there is no clit burn to contend with. While I still can’t cum (which has more to do with my head than technique, I suspect), air pulse technology has become created something of a cult following among many women who were able to achieve their first-ever orgasm with its help.
One woman went as far as to leave this review on Amazon:
‘Imagine 100 perfectly formed angels going down on you, whilst soothing your soul and whispering in your ear the answer to all your problems. I’m 99% sure I passed over into the afterlife for a brief moment in time.’
The thing is, these beauties don’t come cheap. However, it seems lockdown has prompted some pretty amazing sales. While sex toys aren’t considered ‘essential’ (which really, Cyril, we should have a word about), they can still be bought now while on sale and delivered once the lockdown comes to an end. So here we go, cuties.
Here are 4 air pulse sex toys that are on sale this very minute
This little cutie is 41% off at the moment. It’s perfect for beginners and has 11 different settings.
This compact and discreet Satisfyer is 20% off and has a magnetic closure.
This bad boy is whisper-quiet and 30% off right now.
Get this beauty in pink or black, at 25% off.