Your Sexoscope for the week of November 30-December 7:
Although Friday’s Virgo Moon is busy and keeps you stuck at the office, the rest of your weekend is stellar, Aries! Venus, planet of relationships and pleasure, enters an opposition to chaotic Uranus, planet of disruption, Friday night. With this influence, any stress in your relationships reaches a climactic point this weekend, for better or worse. Has sexual tension been building more and more with someone? Maybe an opportunity to get it on flies your way!
Saturday brings a Libra Moon, putting you in a romantic, relationship-oriented mood, and Mercury retrograde shuffles back into the watery depths of sexual Scorpio. On Sunday, Venus joins Mercury in Scorpio and the vibe is hot and heavy again. Deep thoughts, intense feelings, and intimate emotions rule over your relationships now, and there’s an erotic vibe to everything. Monday brings a Scorpio Moon, intensifying your horniness even more, and your energy levels are sky-high come Wednesday, when the Moon enters fiery Sagittarius. On Thursday, Mercury retrograde officially ends, and communication with your partner as well as discussions around intimacy clear up.
Friday’s Virgo Moon is activating your chart’s zone of sex, romance, and fun, Taurus! Enjoy the bright mood it gives you, and take advantage of your amplified libido and charm! The rest of the weekend takes place under the Moon in Libra, which activates your chart’s zone of responsibilities and work—boring! Mercury retrograde enters Scorpio on Saturday, and on Sunday, your ruling planet Venus enters Scorpio as well. All this Scorpio energy is illuminating your chart’s relationship sector, so your mind is definitely focused on your partner all week.
The energy coming from the next sign over, Sagittarius, is in your chart’s zone of sex and intimacy, so your sex drive is fired up to the max. Tension with Mars, planet of aggression, and the Sun could bring arguments about your friends from your lover, or vice versa, and since Mars is in watery Pisces, emotions are flaring high. Luckily, Mercury retrograde ends on Thursday, so talking over any squabbles is a breeze if you wait until the end of the week!
A great shock comes to your love life this weekend, Gemini. Venus, planet of relationships and pleasure, has an imbalance of energy with Uranus, planet of disruption. In your chart, this action takes place in two zones: Venus in the zone of romance and sex, and Uranus in the zone of your social group. Could a friend become a partner? If not a partner, maybe a FWB? Whatever does end up happening looks promising for you, since on Saturday, the Moon enters romantic Libra, which also activates your chart’s sector of romance and sex.
This weekend, Mercury retrograde reverses into Scorpio, and Venus follows right afterwards, bringing in a lot of energy to your chart’s zone of work and responsibility—enjoy Friday night’s shenanigans, because the Scorpionic energy promises to keep you clocked in at work as much as possible. Monday’s Scorpio Moon amplifies your workload even more (gross). Luckily, Wednesday’s Sagittarius Moon is upbeat and activates your chart’s relationship zone, so hooking up or making out with the cutie from the weekend is back on the table! When Mercury retrograde ends on Thursday, communications and the general headache you’ve felt for the past few weeks improve.
A social Virgo Moon on Friday night starts your weekend off on a busy note, Cancer, but by Saturday morning when the Moon enters Libra, the mood slows way down. All you want to do is stay in bed in a cuddle puddle! Take the weekend off to relax, if you can—with Sagittarius season in full swing, the zone of your chart associated with your workplace is bumpin’ and you have a hard time finding a spare minute to breathe.
This weekend is actually spectacular for your love life, little crab! On Saturday, under the lazy and relaxing Libra Moon, Mercury retrograde zooms into Scorpio, activating your chart’s zone of sex and romance. Conversations turn towards those topics, even though the retrograde makes communication more difficult than usual. Venus, planet of relationships and pleasure, follows into Scorpio on Sunday, pouring good vibes into that same zone of sex and romance. This astro-weather is perfect for sex and snuggling, and the pleasant energy carries on into the week with the Moon entering sultry Scorpio on Monday. Mercury retrograde ends on Thursday, so everything is crystal clear when communicating with your partner now!
Your chart’s zone of desire is activated by the Virgo Moon on Friday night, Leo, setting the stage for a sensual night! The remainder of the weekend is hectic for you—the Libra Moon starting Saturday morning is in the busiest zone of your chart, to start. Also on Saturday, Mercury retrograde changes signs into Scorpio, followed by Venus also entering Scorpio on Sunday, At the same time, the Sun in Sagittarius squares off with aggressive, action-packed Mars in Pisces.
The red hot friction from this energy links your chart’s zones of romance and sex together, indicating a hot hookup may be in your future! It could also represent an outburst of anger or an argument between you and your S.O. as well, but with lucky Jupiter in your chart’s romance zone for the next year, that doesn’t appear likely. A frisky Sagittarius Moon on Wednesday keeps your spirits high, but the Sun’s tension with Neptune, planet of illusions, that same day threatens your fun. Neptune brings fog and confusion to whatever it touches, plus it’s ultra-emotional. You’re exhausted all day, but your mental quickness returns on Thursday when Mercury retrograde finally ends!
Connecting with others is a breeze on Friday night, since the Moon is in your sign, Virgo. Venus, planet of pleasure and relationships, shares an awkward moment with Uranus, planet of suddenness, that same night. This energy plays out in your chart’s pleasure and desire zone, and the sex and intimacy zone as well. The energy here is definitely sexual and surprising, and the bedroom definitely looks busy all weekend! Electric Uranus is the ruler of disruption, so there’s no saying what it’ll bring your way. Anticipate sparks flying in the bedroom, and remain open to fun surprises!
Both Venus and Mercury retrograde enter Scorpio this weekend, focusing a crazy amount of energy in your chart’s zone of communication. Your phone is going to be blowing up for the next few weeks with these busy Scorpionic vibes and finding a chain of dates or hotties to hook up with is easy-peasy. Energetic Mars in your chart’s relationship zone can help bring more action to the bedroom and amplify your libido, too! Mercury retrograde concludes on Thursday, clearing up all of the transportation and technological issues you’ve been dealing with.
The weekend starts off slow for your sign, Libra, as the Virgo Moon illuminates your chart’s zone of isolation. Stay in that night and sleep the moodiness off. By the time you wake up Saturday, the Moon is in your sign and you feel good as new. Your ruling planet, Venus, enters an opposition with Uranus, planet of disruption this weekend. In your chart, this takes place in the zone of self and the zone of relationships, bringing big changes to your relationship status. More than anything, this energy represents an impactful surprise in a relationship, so stay on your toes!
Venus and Mercury retrograde enter sexy Scorpio this weekend, lighting up your chart’s zone of sensuality and desire. Thanks to Venus, you’re attracted to others in a more physical, erotic way, and Mercury helps you fearlessly share how you feel about someone. Finding someone to hook up with isn’t a problem for you, it seems! You’re more confident and have an even easier time getting with someone starting on Thursday, when Mercury retrograde finally ends!
A social Virgo Moon starts the weekend off on a fun note, Scorpio, and Friday night is the best night all weekend for your love and sex life. You’re feeling extra perky and upbeat and naturally stand out in a crowd, so catching a cutie’s eye isn’t hard at all! Mars in Pisces is supercharging your romantic feelings and libido, while the Sun and Jupiter in Sagittarius are enhancing your desire for pleasure. Your sex drive is through the roof, almost to the point where you can’t handle it—especially when Mercury and Venus, planets of communication and relationships, respectively, enter your sign this weekend.
This planetary alignment helps you come off as more charming and attractive to others, and increases your confidence and sex appeal as well. It’s been a while since your sign has had this much luck in the stars, so enjoy this week of high-energy activities and lots of play time! Mercury retrograde finally ends at the end of the week in your sign, so if you’ve been stumbling over words and having weird communication errors lately, you can expect that all to conclude!
Happy birthday, Sagittarius! The Virgo Moon Friday night helps you feel confident and puts a pep in your step. The rest of the weekend,the Libra Moon is über social and you’re in the mood to step out and dance the night away. The romantic vibes that come from Venus in Libra aid you in getting someone to come back home with you if you’re heading out Saturday night, but come Sunday, it moves into Scorpio.
Mercury retrograde has left your sign and entered Scorpio by this point as well, so a lot of energy is focused in your chart’s sector of aloneness. The Sun and lucky Jupiter, planet of abundance and luck, are still in your sign, however, so things don’t feel as isolated and moody as Scorpio season did. Stress with your live-in partner or roommate disrupt your week as the Sun squares off with aggressive Mars and foggy Neptune, planet of confusion and emotions. Mercury retrograding ending on Thursday may save the day, however! Communication clears up and issues with travel and technology go away, too, so you can enjoy Sagittarius season to its fullest potential!
You have an optimistic frame of mind on Friday, Capricorn, thanks the Moon being in like- minded earth sign Virgo. The mood continues to be buoyant when the Moon enters Libra on Saturday, and the opportunity to hang out with some friends from your past appears when Mercury retrograde enters Scorpio. On Sunday, Venus, planet of pleasure and beauty, enters Scorpio as well, indicating that a lot of your romantic and sexual moments may come from your old friend group, or someone new you meet through a mutual friend.
The mood of Sagittarius season is often lonely and emotional for your sign, because the part of your chart being taken over by this Sag madness is associated with isolation and your subconscious. Meanwhile, Mars, the planet of rashness and urgency, is in your chart’s zone of communication next to Neptune, the foggy planet of feelings and confusion. Harsh energy between Mars, Neptune, and the Sun this week can lead to you blurting out things you might not normally, so watch what you say! If you screw up and spill too much tea, no worries—Mercury retrograde finally ends on Thursday, and communication mishaps clear up straight away.
Friday night’s Virgo Moon is activating your chart’s zone of intimacy, Aquarius! The vibe is erotic and when Venus, planet of relationships, butts heads with Uranus, planet of surprises, it appears something (or someone) might really shake up your world when it comes to your love life! With Venus in your chart’s zone of foreign travel and adventure, it may be someone new to town that you end up bringing home with you. It could also be someone who so isn’t your type, but still appeals to you in unconventional ways.
An optimistic and romantic Libra Moon takes place for the rest of the weekend, and Mercury retrograde and Venus both dip back into sexual Scorpio’s waters. You’re interested in status or a title with someone else, or so it seems. The Sun in Sagittariusand Mars in Pisces have a harsh angle to each other on Sunday, and a person, some new information, or even a gut feeling you have can challenge what you believe you want for the future of your relationship. The challenge is repeated on Wednesday, when Neptune, the planet of mysteries and emotional abundance, joins the firefight. A choice about who and what you value most is presented—wait until after Thursday to have any tough conversations of make any serious decisions, though. That’s when Mercury retrograde ends.
Romance is in the air Friday night, Pisces! The relationships zone of your chart is glistening under the Virgo Moon, and when Venus and Uranus, planets of pleasure and surprises, respectively, collide in your chart’s zones of desire and sex, sparks fly! Whether you’re single or taken, a sudden surprise finds its way into your bedroom and an unforgettable hookup is the highlight of your weekend. The erotic Libra Moon for the rest of the weekend contributes to the horny mood, and your energy levels are amplified by physical Mars, planet of libido, in your sign. Sex is all you can think about, and you’re totally driven to get some. When Venus and Mercury head into Scorpio, the most sexual sign, this weekend, it’s easy to find someone that satisfies those urges!
The planetary action from Sagittarius and Scorpio are in two of the most extroverted, confident, and motivated zones of your chart, so your mood is hella elevated all week. Mercury retrograde ends on Thursday, too, further boosting your energy levels and clearing up and communication issues that have been happening lately.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan US
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