Kim Kardashian is a) American royalty, b) a body-positive inspiration who makes you want to take off all your clothes and post nudes to Instagram, or c) all or the above. The answer is clearly all of the above, so in the spirit of Kim never giving a f*ck and embracing her bod, here are her most naked moments ever.
1 That Time Her Butt Broke the Internet
What, do you not oil up your body and pose like this for professional magazine shoots? Weird.
2 That Time She Was Entirely Topless and Entirely Extra
It’s called ART, ever heard of it?
3 That Time She Launched Her Website
If you don’t launch your new website with a nude image of yourself baking in the hot sun while inexplicably covered in paint, WHAT! IS! THE! POINT!
4 That Time She Was Dripping in Silver
To be fair, who hasn’t frolicked fully nude in a massive chrome puddle?
5 That Time She Pissed Off Chloë Grace Moretz
Kim’s #haters (read: Chloë Grace Moretz and Bette Midler) were NOT here for this nude, and it resulted in an epic, messy feud, and—sadly—lots of body-shaming.
6 That Time She Responded with Another Nude
Bette and Chloë who?
7 That Time She Spilled Oil All Over Herself
TFW when you remember to wear your glasses and feel really great about life, so you leave your motel room all ‘HERE I AM WORLD,’ and then realise you forgot to put on pants. And a shirt. Dammit.
8 That Time She Made a Mould of Her Body
Normal day at the office!
9 And Then Posted an Up-Close Photo of Her, Uh, Hand
10 And Then Went for the Full Body Shot
This is definitely what I look like, too!
11 That Time She Posted a Pregnant Nude
Note to the commenters on this IG: Kim’s curves are beautiful and there’s nothing wrong with a naked woman, pregnant or otherwise. Next!
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First they said I'm too skinny so I have to be faking it…Now they say I'm too big so I have to be faking it…SMH! Some days I'm photographed before I eat & look smaller, some days I've just eaten & I look bigger. It's all a part of the process. I think you all know me well enough to know I would document the process if I got a surrogate. Everyone's body is different, every pregnancy is very different! I've learned to love my body at every stage! I'm going to get even bigger & that's beautiful too! I'm blessed to even be pregnant & even luckier to not have preeclampsia as far as I know, so I don't have the swelling issue this time! They also say your body carries a boy different than a girl! Whatever the case may be I'm grateful to God for this miracle & no matter what rumors or comments you throw my way this time they truly don't affect me! #NoFilter #NoPhotoShop #GoodLighting 😜
12 That Time She Showed Off Her Fur Coat
And just, ya know, happened to not be wearing a shirt or bra at the time.
13 That Time She Was Like ‘Naps, But Make ‘Em Sexy’
2014 was a wild ride.
14 That Time She May as Well Have Been Naked
This bikini isn’t leaving much to the imagination. And when I say bikini, I mean ‘bikini.’
15 The Time She Covered Herself in Glitter
KiraKira, but IRL.
16 The Time She Was Like ‘Hark! I Am a Tree!’
*Goes into nature once*
17 The Time Her Thong Was Really Just an Afterthought
It may as well remove itself from this narrative.
18 That Time She Made a Dad Joke
This caption honestly speaks for itself.
This post originally appeared on cosmopolitan.com
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