Lizzo was right when she said the truth hurts. The flute-wielding songstress fresh off the best VMAs performance of the year (or ever, who’s to say?), has partnered with Spotify help us plebs discover for ourselves if we are 100% That Bitch. Buzzfeed is shaking.
I’m going to tell you the hard facts right now: You aren’t. I took the quiz assuming, like with most of Lizzo’s tweets and performances, that I’d walk away from this with a perfect score and a pep in my step. Our girl is all about spreading self-love and confidence. After all, aren’t we all That Bitch in our hearts? NO.
Now I’m cryin’, cuz I am just a regular bitch. Although, to be fair, now that I know that you can score below 100%, my results seem slightly high for the Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee year-round girl that I am.
Anyway, here’s how the quiz goes. You start by taking a selfie (or uploading a pre-approved picture of yourself if you’re a coward) and you’re off!