Because apparently this whole VMAs thing isn’t just about wearing denim as formal wear, there were actual trophies: Best Female music video went to Katy Perry featuring Juicy J (we also want adjectives in our names) for Dark Horse
Best Male music video went to Ed Sheeran for Sing
Ariana Grande took best pop video with Problem (one less one less pro-oblem!)
Drake ft. Majid Jordan won best hip hop video for Hold On (We’re Going Home)
Lorde won best rock video (is that what genre that was?) for Royals. Obvs.
Best new artist to watch is Fifth Harmony – Miss Movin On
AND THE BIG WIN OF THE NIGHT/DAY/MORNING (sorry been up since 2am and confused over here) is the non-twerking MILEY CYRUS who took home the spaceman for best video of the year.