Before you declare me insane for writing about male orgasms when so many women are still unable to reach their own, just don’t, okay? I know we should spend less time worrying ourselves over male pleasure and more on our own. But there’s something ultimately arousing about making your partner feel amazing. If you’ve ever wondered what the hype surrounding the prostate massage was about, you’ll want to read on. A Reddit thread asking for prostate orgasm descriptions is surprisingly enthralling.
1 My first prostate orgasm was a few months ago
‘I had a massager, made for prostate massaging, and decided to go for it. When the orgasm hit, it f*cking hit. A wave smashing into my groin; wave after wave smashing over the rest of my body. My skin felt super-receptive. I felt every hair follicle on my scalp, and I felt a pressure building again. I had groaned loudly, and shot across the room. Multiple volleys of semen flew across the room, managing to hit the opposite wall. When it was over, I was still quivering. Gasping for air and trying to not to touch my body. I grazed my nipples and nearly had a seizure. I cleaned myself off after 10 minutes of trying to regain my composure. When I stood up, I couldn’t walk. My knees were quivering with exhaustion. It was intense beyond intense.’
2 I find it feels A LOT better than a normal orgasm.
‘Still relatively similar in the way it feel, but just more intense. And longer lasting. I also find I generally come more as well.’
3 For me, I find that I am simply overcome by the sheer power of the orgasm.
‘It’s not a whole lot better, per se, but it is a lot stronger. After it happens, I’m stuck there out of breath and trembling for at least a few minutes – as if all of my energy had just been sucked out of my body and concentrated into a ridiculous orgasm. P-spot is the way to go. It doesn’t replace a regular orgasm, but it makes a really nice treat every once in a while.’
4 They are amazing!
‘It feels like you’re brought to the brink of orgasm, but you stay there for a long time before the pleasure just takes over and you explode. I do think it can be difficult when you try to achieve a prostate orgasm by yourself. You end up focusing on the thrusts instead of being able to fixate on the immense pleasure. It’s much better with a partner when you are able to lie there and just enjoy the feeling, while they go to town on it.’
5 Imagine the best thing ever.
Then add ice-cream with sprinkles and little fudge bits and caramel and … um … puppies. It’s like that. But better. And messier. You might want to wear safety goggles.
If you’re keen to give it a (finger) bash, have a look at this beginner’s guide to the prostate massage.
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