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How to Get an Orgasm in 60 Seconds

Believe it.

There are few guarantees in this life. Sure, you’ll get your period the day before your expensive beach holiday. You’ll only bump into your ex when you have a huge zit and frizzy hair. But orgasms? There are rarely guarantees in that department.

Don’t freak out but we might have found a solution. Like all great things, the solution is related to Britney Spears.

The Womanizer sex toy from Passionfruit.co.za has revolutionised your down-time. In the past, you may have been satisfied with a quiet night in, a bag of Doritos and a hard drive full of Gossip Girl re-runs. Those days are gone. This is way more fun than a fictional character’s relationship drama.

If you’ve been reading your COSMO, you’ll know how a standard vibrator works and how awesome they can feel. This toy is serious business, so you’ll need to prepare. Here’s how you get it done:

1. Eat a delicious meal. Stomach grumblings will only be a distraction, and you don’t want that. We recommend protein for stamina and carbs for sheer deliciousness.

2. Put on whatever makes you feel sexiest/most comfortable. That could be your lacy lingerie or it could be your ancient flannel PJs – whatever works.

3. Turn your phone off (unless you want visual aids). Definitely no Instagram-checking allowed, and if sexting is on the table, try to stay well away from Snapchat. Those pics are more permanent than you think.

4. Light some candles, get some music going, turn the lights down. Atmosphere is everything.

5. Clear your mind of anything stressful or unpleasant. This is your time, so don’t let that thing your boss said or that guy who hasn’t texted back intrude on the fun. Focus on you, and only you.

6. Lock your door. Unless you’re planning on having your guy walk in on you mid-sesh as a fun ‘surprise’, you’ll probably appreciate some privacy. This step is of crucial importance if you still live with your parents. Shudder.

Now you’re ready. But forget how you think you use a sex toy, things work a little differently with the Womanizer. This touch-free toy requires no direct contact whatsoever – it stimulates your clitoris using pulsating pressure waves and a variety of sensations to get you there in record time. No more fumbling with your guy to try to find the right spot, no more uncomfortable vibrators that don’t feel quite right. Not satisfied by just one measly orgasm? The Womanizer will keep them coming (sorry) until you’re ready to get back to your series session.

Sing it with us now…Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer…

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Need one right this second? Buy it here or WIN one from COSMO now.

 

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