Why Singledom Rocks pg1
Cosmo Editor

Why Singledom Rocks pg1

- Cosmo Editor

If there’s ever a day that’s going to make you feel like a sorry loser, it’s the 14th of February. But being in a relationship is not always all it’s cut out to be. Here’s a reminder of what you don’t have to deal with when you’re blissfully unencumbered.

His Annoying Friends All guys have that friend – the one who wears a T-shirt saying ‘Nice New Girlfriend – What Breed is She?’, shows up uninvited while you’re chilling on the weekend, and tries to persuade you that taking your boy to Vegas for a week will be cool because he’ll act as the ‘moral compass.’ But, they’ve been besties since Grade 0, so what are you going to do about it? When you’re single, on the other hand, you can choose to hang out with exactly who you want to at all times. You don’t have to listen to stupid jokes, pretend you didn’t smell that fart or vie for his attention when he and his boys are playing Final Fantasy IX. For the sixth hour running.
Watching Dumb DVDs
Mothers-In-Law
Holidays From Hell
Necrophiliac Sex

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