1 When you’re mad at your bae, this is what your phone looks like.
when ur boyfriend comes home drunk when ur meant to be ‘staying in’ together pic.twitter.com/jHBEbdWJxi
— jodie (@_jodieduncan) December 10, 2016
2 You’re extra offended that they don’t know why you’re offended.
Me: Why you mad at me?
Her: You should know why I’m mad.
— #FREEGATES (@KingMiller_) February 2, 2016
3 Your partner figuring out how they messed up is more complex than they ever imagined.
“help me idk why my girlfriend is mad at me” pic.twitter.com/CDdyMH9Wts
— celina (@celinaobama) October 10, 2016
4 Your lips are now deadbolted when it comes to passwords.
5 That is, if you haven’t just changed them all already.
Wtf I’m hella salty cause my dads ex girlfriend kicked me off her Netflix account, like wtf you didn’t break up with me, don’t be selfish :/
— Joleena♕ (@JoeLeeNuh27) March 8, 2017
6 You get really creative with showing that you’re miffed as hell.
7 Even the slightest annoyance turns you into a passive aggression artist.
my boyfriend asked me what i wanted to eat & i said i don’t know & this what he brings me. 🙄 pic.twitter.com/JQcMQvloED
— #atlgala 4/16 (@chopstckss) June 28, 2016
8 You can get very particular about your word choice.
my grandma has been dating her boyfriend for 5 years and she’s mad at him right now and just called him her roommate.
— wilms (@ryleeeeanne) March 2, 2017
9 Anyone dating you really learns to read between the lines.
10 Though sometimes, you’re not in the mood for subtlety.
When bae say she not mad & you ask her to pass the remote but she throw the tv at you pic.twitter.com/DQUzzjIBIj
— Saint Pablo (@TheLifeOfKale) January 3, 2017
11 You’ll find multiple ways to withhold affection.
you know someone’s salty when they stop liking your instagram pics
— ♡ (@claraxannie) March 6, 2017
12 And you’ll leave no social media platform unturned.
Have you ever had an ex so salty he unendorsed you on linked in? Lollll same
— BaileyMartin (@baileylmartin) February 9, 2017
13 You can’t help but sometimes be freshly mad at your S.O. for something they did a while ago.
when u start dwelling on something that happened 5 years ago and u still salty about it pic.twitter.com/rq3nCBYbk8
— chelsea (@cheIseahaynes) March 10, 2016
14 Or just from a dream where you see them flirting with somehow who isn’t you.
— jahfrey akina (@jah_akina) June 6, 2016
15 Your partner can’t help but laugh at some of the things that irk you.
— Josh (@jdjenkins33) February 13, 2017
16 And objectively, your clap backs are definitely entertaining.
17 Though, when the tables are turned, you can’t handle the salt yourself.
When a girl’s mad at her boyfriend vs when her boyfriend is mad at her pic.twitter.com/7JrbBJArWz
— Female Problems (@Iifepost) March 1, 2017
18 Even your apology has got a strong hint of sour.
me when i apologize to my girlfriend but im still salty that im wrong pic.twitter.com/PPqXwu4IAd
— Ꭰey🕸 (@ShiaLeBoofPack) November 26, 2016
19 And you’ve found yourself in some salty stalemates.
when you’re both mad but you both still wanna talk pic.twitter.com/QGHbF7YYEV
— CheerBook (@theCheerBook) March 23, 2016
20 By now, your partner knows that food can usually help mend things.
When you mad at your boyfriend but then he texts & ask if you want food 😂😂😍 pic.twitter.com/mNkI4KswHu
— Nicole💋 (@Dollncs_) November 16, 2016
21 JK. You really thought a pizza would be enough? *BLOCKS FROM PHONE.*
When your boyfriend bribes you with pizza to stop being mad at him pic.twitter.com/XxCQyUxUAF
— Emmy (@em_lolz) March 2, 2017
This post originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com.
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