Sex Secrets That Should Stay That Way
Cosmo Editor

Sex Secrets That Should Stay That Way

- Cosmo Editor

For both of your sakes, keep these bedroom thoughts to yourself.

‘You’re the third-best lover I’ve ever had!’

‘While we were having sex last night, I came up with this genius solution to a problem at work.’

‘Your thrusting makes your tummy jiggle like a bowl of jelly.’

‘I fantasise about a Jonas Brothers foursome.’

‘Your orgasm face reminds me of my grandpa when he threw his hip out.’

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