Think he finds your boudoir cute? Think again.
All the clothes you have shoehorned into your cupboard and drawers: He can’t even find a spot to cram a spare pair of boxers.
Your array of scented candles: To guys, ‘Midnight Jasmine’ smells like tear gas.
Your childhood stuffed animals and dolls: Why? Because they Never. Stop. Staring.
All 108 of your fluffy, decorative pillows.
The black-and-white prints of kids holding hands, kissing, posing with annoyed dogs, etc. You don’t even know those little brats.