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Sex Secrets That Should Stay That Way

For both of your sakes, keep these bedroom thoughts to yourself.

For both of your sakes, keep these bedroom thoughts to yourself.

‘You’re the third-best lover I’ve ever had!’

‘While we were having sex last night, I came up with this genius solution to a problem at work.’

‘Your thrusting makes your tummy jiggle like a bowl of jelly.’

‘I fantasise about a Jonas Brothers foursome.’

‘Your orgasm face reminds me of my grandpa when he threw his hip out.’

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