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Never Do This Nude (Part Two)

If you value your health and dignity, we would advise keeping these activities off your agenda.

If you value your health and dignity, we would advise keeping these activities off your agenda.

Beekeeping.

Doing anything with hay.

Getting into your car, which has leather seats, after it’s been sitting in the sun for five hours.

Getting your hair cut (the little bits will itch and drive you mental).

Pruning your hedge. You don’t want to find yourself sans a nipple.

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