So, you’ve been making eyes at Pablo or flirting with Fabio, and now you’re planning a bit of World-Cup-action. But wait! What if he starts whispering foreign sweet nothings in your ear? Is he telling you how sexy you look or that he’s sorry he smells of chip fat? This is where COSMO’s sex phrasebook comes in! With the help of Lonely Planet, we’ve come up with all your need-to-know naughty phrases. You’d never be taught this in your language lessons...
| FOR THE SPANISH SEÑORES |
FOR YOUR FRENCH FANCY |
Would you like a drink?
¿Te apetece una copa?
(te a.pe.te.the oo.na ko.pa)
Do you have a condom?
¿Tienes un condón?
(tye.nes oon kon.don)
Touch me here
Tócame aqui
(to.ka.me a.kee)
Faster/harder/slower
Rápido/fuerte/despacio
(ra.pee.do/fwer.te/des.pa.thyo)
I (don’t) like that.
Eso (no) me gusta
(e.so (no) me goos.ta)
Can you call a taxi for me?
¿Me puede pedir un taxi?
(me pwe.de pe.deer oon tak.see) |
Do you come here often?
Tu viens ici souvent?
(tew vyun ee.see soo.von)
Let’s go to bed!
On va se coucher
(on va ser koo.shay)
Let’s use a condom
On va utiliser un préservatif
(on va ew.tee.lee.zay un pray.zair.va.teef)
I like that
J’aime ça
(zhem sa)
Don’t stop!
N’arréte pas!
(na.ret pa)
That was amazing
C’était excellent
(say.tay ek.say.lon) |
| A LITTLE TURKISH DELIGHT |
FOR AN ITALIAN AFFAIR |
Kiss me
Öp beni
(erp be.nee)
Touch me
Dokun bana
(do.koon ba.na)
Do you have a condom?
Prezervatifin var m?
(pre.zer.va.tee.feen var muh)
Oh my God!
Aman tanrm!
(a.man tan.ruhm)
Faster/slower
Daha hzl/daha yavas
(da.ha huhz.luh/ da.ha ya.vash)
I think we should stop now
Daha ileri gitmeyelim
(da.ha e.Ie.ree geet.me.ye.Ieem) |
Would you like a drink?
Prendi qualcosa da bere?
(pren.dee kwai.ko.za da be.re)
I want to make love to you
Voglio fare l’amore con te
(vo.Iyo fa.re Ia mo.re kon te)
Touch me here
Toccami qui
(To.ka.mee kwee)
Harder/faster/softer/slower
Più forte/ più veloce/ piu dolcemente/ più Ientamente
(pyoo for.te/ pyoo ve.lo.che/ pyoo doI.che.men.te/ pyoo Ien.ta.men.te)
That was amazing
E stato stupendo
(e sta.to stoo.pen.do)
Not if you were the last person on earth!
Neanche se tu fossi l’uItima persona sulla terra!
(ne.an.ke se too fo.see/ lool.tee.ma per.so.na soo.Ia te.ra) |
LOST IN TRANSLATION?
If you don’t speak the lingo, it’s easy to confuse a simple, ‘Passport, pIease?’ for ‘Would you like sex?’ Find out how well you’ll fare with our quick quiz. Get any wrong and you’d better pay close attention when speaking to hot foreign men!
A sexy Spaniard comes up and says, ‘¿Quieres entrar a tomar algo?’ Is he asking...
a) Which way to the tomato festival?
b) Do you want to come inside for a drink?
c) Which side of the bed do you prefer?
You’ve been flirting with a beautiful Italian on the beach when he asks, ‘Hai un preservativo?’ Is he asking...
a) Do you have a life jacket?
b) Do you have a condom?
c) Do you have any jam?
You meet a gorgeous Turkish man at the local nightclub, who says to you, ‘Harika dans ediyorsunuz.’ Is he saying...
a) You’re a fantastic dancer.
b) Let’s do it on my boat.
c) My kebabs are excellent.
A foxy Frenchman spots you from across the bar and says, ‘Tu es complètement imbue de toi-même!’ Is he saying...
a) You complete me!
b) You are the image of my mother!
c) Your ego is out of control!
Correct Answers: b, b, a, c