Don't bother trying to read into these statements. Just take them at face value.
'I don't get the whole
Sex and the City thing.'
'Can you not see that that male friend of yours wants to sleep with you?'
'Babe, I really think this can wait until after the game is over.'
'I would cut off the tip of my left pinkie to sleep with Megan Fox just one time.'
'I think you'd look really good in that red Lycra micro-mini.'