Burping in front of his parents? No, no, no. Avoid these dodgy mistakes.
Flossing your teeth while driving.
Trapping, killing, skinning, gutting, and cooking rats that root around your garbage bins, making any man lose an erection in 10 seconds.
Burping both your ABCs and your first introduction to his parents.
Holding your hair in place with nothing but your own saliva.
Taking an entire bath in the sink.