If any of these are true for your guy, make sure you see that 'L' emblazoned on his forehead...
He has a Facebook album devoted to shirtless pics of himself titled 'Back By Popular Demand'.
He invites you over to his place for a nightcap and his parents answer the front door.
The candles around his place aren't to set the mood… they're for when the Eskom shuts off his lights.
He does the whole 'That time of the month?' comedy routine 365 days a year.
His idea of a nice date involves chicken wings, waitresses in tiny skirts and you footing the bill.