When it comes to certain behaviours, we girls are just better than boys.

They Have Date Dementia: Men may have a genius-level ability to remember rugby scores and their friends' phone numbers, but they draw a total blank on major milestones, such as your birthday and anniversary.

They're Label Conscious: For some strange reason, guys can date you steadily for seven months, and it still won't occur to them to introduce you as their girlfriend.

They Prefer To Fly By The Seat Of Their Pants: While no one's knocking spontaneity, most guys think calling you an hour before picking you up is advance planning.

They're Phone Phobic: Okay, we get how they might not be up for yakking for three hours straight or SMSing every 10 minutes, but there's nothing wrong with calling up out of the blue just to say hello.

They Keep a Perpetual Stiff Upper Lip: You'd think that the emotional armour the average guy wraps around himself would get pretty damn uncomfortable day in, day out.