You finally took the tags off the expensive luggage your parents gave you... because your washing machine broke and you used it to haul your laundry to your boyfriend's.
As he's being escorted from the building, the finance guy with quadruplets who just got fired goes, 'Wow, you look stressed.'
When a friend says she's travelling to an exotic place with umbrella drinks, you say, 'You mean the TGI Friday's across town?!'
The last time you were on an airplane, comedy sensation
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective was the in-flight entertainment.
The other night, when your boyfriend nudged you and asked if you wanted to get it on, you grabbed your Blackberry and said, 'How's Tuesday at 8.15pm?'