Some guys will never learn…
Room Serviced
'One weekend, I made plans to go to the beach with my girlfriend and a group of our friends. At the last minute, my girlfriend's best friend said she wanted to come, so she told her she could stay in our hotel room with us. I was pissed that her friend was intruding on our romantic weekend, but when we arrived, I couldn't help but notice that she looked smoking in her little red bikini. On our first night there, just as we were getting ready to head back to our room, my girlfriend got a call from her mom and found out her little brother was sick with pneumonia. She decided to go back home to see how he was doing but insisted we stay and enjoy the rest of the trip. Her friend and I were both bummed that she left, so we just chilled in the hotel room and ordered chips. While we were eating, the girl tucked my hair behind my ears and said, "Let's just try to make the best of things." We started feeding each other chips, and soon enough, we were all over each other. She turned out to be great in bed, so when we got back, I blew off my girlfriend and asked out her friend out instead.'
- Brian*, 30
One-Night Hand
'l picked up this girl at her parents' house for a night on the town, and toward the end of the evening, I took her to the local scenic spot overlooking our city. We kissed, and things quickly heated up. She was wearing a short, skimpy dress, so I took full advantage of the easy access. After some heavy-duty groping, it was an hour past her curfew. I drove her to her house, and when I walked her back, we discovered that all the doors were locked. She had to knock on the front door, and her dad answered. She introduced us, and he immediately stuck out his hand to shake mine. I hesitated because I didn't wash my hands after our makeout session, but finally, I put out my right hand that l'd used to fondle his daughter and gave him a firm shake. lt was so hard to keep a straight face.'
- Frank*, 18
On The Down-Load
'l was dating this girl for six months when a good friend forwarded me digital pics and told me to download them immediately. When I clicked open the attachments, they were of my girlfriend swapping spit with another guy at a party. I was completely furious, so I decided l'd get even before dumping her. We lived four hours apart, and sometimes we would use our webcams to have strip shows for each other late at night before we went to sleep. One evening, I invited an old fling to my place. Before she arrived, I called my girlfriend and told her I was having friends over but that she should leave her webcam on and I'd have a kinky surprise for her later. l then pointed my webcam directly at my bed, and when my ex arrived, we did the deed for an hour. After she left, my girlfriend called and shouted at me, but I fired back that I knew she was a cheater and hung up. It felt great to put that two-timer in her place.'
- Dan*, 31
Members Only
'ln the student centre, my girlfriend and I were stressed out cramming for exams, and she whispered she was horny. It was getting dark, so we decided to take a 'study break' and hook up on a secluded part of the campus behind the faculty library. The lights were off inside the building and no one was around, so we lay down and my girlfriend unzipped my fly. While we were in the middle of getting busy, a bright light came on in the library. We were afraid someone would catch us in the act, so we stopped and ran. When we got back to res, I realised I'd forgotten to zip my fly and my member had been hanging out the entire time. I figured no one else saw it, but when I went to take my exam the next morning, my old British professor came up to me. l thought she was going to say something about the test, but she leaned over and whispered, "The faculty library area is off limits to students, young man. Next semester, I suggest you and your willy avoid making any guest appearances."'
- Taariq*, 21
*Names have been changed
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